" The caged tohta " created a sensation by charge sheeting Late Shri, Just missed the Bharath Ratna Awardee, Bal Thackerey for a 15yr old FIR lodged by an immigrant hailing from Budhelkhand- Karamveer Singh.
Karamveer, as per report , had alleged that Shiv Seniks had bashed up his Vada-Pav stand as the shape of the vada was not meeting the "elliptical" standards set by the seniks. "The major axis of the pav was below the specified limit. The humid weather was the culprit. It was the act of god and these saniks manne te hai ki Bala sahab hi unke bhagwaan hain. What to do now? "
The file reached the CBI director's office after a 10hr "dust cleaning" monitored by the junior workers. An immediate inquiry was formulated and the a SIT team was sent to "Matoshree". Officers were dumb-founded when they came to know that the "Tiger" had passed away almost a year ago. CBI director has squarely blamed the Govt of India and the falling rupee for this gap in communication. Govt has authorised us to only DD News feeds and no information has come from there regarding Bala Saheb's death
Calls to DD News went unanswered as they were following an important lead concerning the current economic condition - " Whether Rockstar Rajan of RBI has been signed for Dhoom-4"
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